I need the space!

Today, a rush hour train, but who cares. I need the room for me to stretch out and to put my bag. I don't care if that means one more person can't sit. I'm a commidiot, I just care about myself.

Audiot of the day

This person was seen on the E train a little after 9 am. In addition to being an audiot, his stupid glasses just shout out good old fashioned idiot.

Yet another audiot

This guy was on the phone from the second he got on, as if shutting up and napping a bit was out of the question. Then again, the yapping lady rows behind whose conversation was fully understandable was worse.
Welcome to Hell, locked up in a box with a bunch of audiots. What a way to start the day.